It’s a new blog! I know what the heck is going on!!!
So I spent some time today contemplating stuff to write about. It wasn"t a lot of time since I've been dopey from a lot of Advil to quell a headache. So here you go, nothing fantastic but something that’s on my mind reasonably often. What is this fantastic topic you ask? Female fashion statements that boggle my mind.
Female fashion statement that boggles my mind #1: UGG Boots.
WHY!!!??? I can understand perhaps as winter boots, but for the most part they resemble what they sound like. Remember that the first syllable of ugly, is ugg. Or perhaps they’re called ugg boots because they sound like the women that wear them before they put them on as they say “Ugh, I’ll just wear these I give up.” Nothing confuses me more than a girl/woman walking through the mall or anywhere else, dressed up nicely, skirt/dress, and so on, than you look at her feet and instead of cute shoes, she’s sporting big ole uggs... Any appeal she may of had, just flew out the window.
Female fashion statement that boggles my mind #2: Backcombed hair.
Again, why??? Is there a logical reason for doing this with your hair? From what I’ve heard it takes some time to do, but it really doesn’t look that good, it honestly makes me think you’re hiding your egg shaped head. I realize that everyone’s doing it, but it doesn’t make it right. Like your parents may have said when you were young, if everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? Really natural looking hair is far more appealing, even a simple ponytail, but why the back-comb, I don’t see why it would enhance anything.
Female fashion statement that boggles my mind #3: Obscene heels/hooker heels.
I don’t get it, especially when you’re out drinking at a bar, but even during the day, why would you need to wear heels over a couple of inches? 6” heels can’t be comfortable and really they don’t do that much more for you than an average heel. Maybe there’s something I don’t know but think about your shoes when you buy, I’d rather see a girl in sneakers, not so say that I don’t appreciate a girl in heels, but there’s reasonable footwear and than there’s “that can’t be comfortable.”
Female fashion statement that boggles my mind #4: Expensive designer jeans
I’ve heard the “they fit better” argument, but really, with some hunting I’m sure you could find jeans under $500, let alone under $50 that fit well and won’t need you to put down collateral and get a loan to afford them. Again, I have simple tastes, I firmly believe (i’ve said it for years) if a girl can pull off sweats, she’ll be smoking in a little black dress.
Anyways... that’s my crazy-old-man rambling rant for the night. We’ll see y’all next time, and please do feel free to comment I’d love to hear all of your thoughts on this.
